— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
You know what I’m sayin’ and you know what I mean.
From now on, you’d best get on someone else;
While you’re doin’ it, keep that juice to yourself.
— Bob Dylan, “Odds and Ends”
In a parallel universe, the second surveyor’s name was Richardson; and the lands south of the Mason-Richardson Line were known colloquially as “Richardsie.”
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
If ever I have deserved (which has not often been the case, and, I think, never), but if ever I did deserve to be soundly cuffed by a fellow mortal, for secretly putting weight upon some imaginary social advantage, it must have been while I was striving to prove myself ostentatiously his equal and no more. It was while I sat beside him on his cobbler’s bench, or clinked my hoe against his own in the cornfield, or broke the same crust of bread, my earth-grimed hand to his, at our noontide lunch.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Blithedale Romance
It was a musically busy week: Henning Ensemble rehearsal Monday, Henning Ensemble concert Wednesday, went to Bedford to hear an excellent concert on the Middlesex Community College World of Music series on Friday, sang in the anthem at Hope Lutheran Church Sunday morning, and that afternoon went to North Andover for a wonderful Seven Times Salt concert. HTUMC has been on my mental periphery, as this past Friday was the funeral for one of my most loyal choristers, Jean Ebb. Friday is Physical Therapy day for me, so I could not attend. After Sunday’s service at Hope Lutheran Church, talking with Music Director Paul Carlson, it crossed my mind that I have a sizeable portfolio of Gebrauchsmusik-vibing arrangements from my tenure in Danvers, and that some of these might be found useful and appealing for the Hope choir.
Furthermore, when Dan Meyers and I caught up after the STS concert, he mentioned that he is now working at an Episcopal parish, so I thought along similar lines, plus deciding to send Dan the Nunc dimittis, Op. 87 № 9 and the Kyrie, Op. 106 № 1. And because I’ve also been meaning to send Ed Broms No One Has Time for Anything But Life ... I sent the Nunc and Kyrie to Ed, as well. One never knows, do one?
One headline I am never reading aloud:
“Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus.”
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
In spite of this excellent start, little of importance happened in Egypt until the Third Dynasty, when Imhotep the Wise, architect and chief minister to King Zoser, invented the pyramid, a new kind of huge royal tomb built of stone and guaranteed to protect the body of the Pharaoh and a large amount of his property against disturbance for all time. That is to say, Imhotep the Wise originated the idea of concealing the royal corpse and his treasure in a monument so conspicuous that it could not possibly be missed by body snatchers and other thieves. Of course, the pyramids were always robbed of their entire contents, but the Pharaohs went right on building them for several centuries before they noticed the catch in this way of hiding things.
— Will Cuppy, The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody
Well, here we are 18 years and 1700 or so posts later. How did this even happen? How is it happening still?
The code of the kosher witches:
Do no ham.
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
I think the lesson is less about how to cure a creative block than about the value of changing the conditions in which you are trying to create. Sometimes the change may not be the one you expected, but that does not mean that nothing has changed.
— Luke Ottevanger
My friend Luke Ottevanger’s book, The Sound of the Place is now out! I’m still waiting for my copy, but there is a lovely long-form interview here.
No pop singer but Billy Joel would sing, “I have been a fool for lesser things.” To be clear, I think that is to his credit.
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
It is well that war is so terrible; we should grow too fond of it.
— Robert E. Lee
Our concert at the Woburn Public Library is Wednesday, and our dress rehearsal is tomorrow. We shall be ready.
When we drive through Middleton, I half-wonder if we've somehow missed either Beginnington or Endington.
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it.
— Karl Popper
Smooth is not how the course of the Opus 213 ran. Just reporting, not complaining. Illusions I Can Live With began life at a time when I was expecting that we should have only Carol & Peter for the 1 December King’s Chapel concert. As of September the 7th, the score ran to 40 measures and less than two minutes of music. At that point, the piece waited (first) upon organizational work for the Library concert, and then sat tight while I composed the 16 little pieces comprising the Opp. 211 & 214. None of these considerations was any absolute impediment to work on Illusions, but the subtextual fact was that although I had set down notes which I liked, I had not yet found a sense of direction for the piece. In fact, although not in the back of my mind, but indeed in the shade of my mind’s forefront, the question, whether I ought to just start afresh was long a low-impact nag.
But then, to my delight, Dan Zupan is ready to be restored to the Active roster, and the obvious musical solution was to make the piece a trio. To the point of “although I had set down notes which I liked,” above, every single note in the 7 September score remained untouched whille I gleefully added the bass clarinet. And poof! the Opus 213 is complete.
This might be a commuter train. Or, it might be an e-reader showroom.
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
Mortimer lighted the candles. They showed the the visitor to be an ill-looking visitor with a squinting leer, who, as he spoke, fumbled at an old sodden fur cap, formless and mangey, that looked like a furry animal, dog or cat, puppy or kitten, drowned and decaying.
— Dickens, Our Mutual Friend
The project was even more a caprice than the Opus 211 Simple Preludes, and unlike the latter I intended a set of ten from the outset. Did I need a goal? Dunno, but I set one. the Ten Inconsequentialities for Toy Piano are dedicated to my friend and colleague Olivia Kieffer who has graciously expressed enthusiasm for the pieces.
The set consists of:
i. artifice
ii. brouhaha
iii. change
iv. detritus
v. ego
vi. fandom
vii. glitz
viii. hindsight
ix. immateriality
x. jurisprudence
To paraphrase Twain: “I only want to interest the listener, he can go elsewhere for profit & instruction.”
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
You can’t calm the storm, so stop trying. What you can do is calm yourself. The storm will pass.
— Buddha
Since my last report, I have composed four more Inconsequentialities. Three to go, Progress has not strictly been one daily, but then, I was unconcerned with progress, per se, so we consider the mission intact. Two more rehearsals before the Henning Ensemble program at the Library.
I noted here that I might set the text No One Has Time for Anything But Life for unaccompanied choir and so I did, and thus was born the Opus 215. Triad alumnus Julian Bryson has responded positively. And another fellow composer writes: Looking at the score, what a delightful economy of means to make your musical and spiritual point.
Excellent Henning Ensemble rehearsal yesterday, another tomorrow.
Remembering with great pleasure the commemorative launch of the Kerouac Centenary
Seen on Twitter:
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”
Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
If you need drugs to be a good writer, you are not a good writer.
— Rod Serling
I’ve now composed the three last (id est, numbers 8-10) of the Op. 214 Inconsequentialities for toy piano. My loose plan is one day. We shall see.
Jayaprakash Satyamurthy (author of the tender text I set for When, has a new chapbook coming out soon, No One Has Time for Anything But Life. Some of my recreational listening (suggested by my friend Luke Ottevanger) has been Medieval and Renaissance choral music. It has been a while since I’ve composed for choir (no longer having one I work with) but having that sound in my ear, and knowing former Triad colleagues who have choirs they work with, the back of my musical mind has been angling towards setting JP’s title. Today we had an excellent Henning Ensemble rehearsal in which we heavily workshopped the Rahsaan Roland Kirk Fantasia. So I’ve just begun tinkering with this notion.
Seen on Threads:
Me, to my 8yo: “Did you eat that cookie after I clearly said not to??”
8yo: “Look, I am focused on the future...”
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
I’m goin’ back to New York City, I do believe I’ve had enough.
— Bob Dylan
Day before yesterday, I chopped out the first of the projected ten Inconsequentialities.
Improper use may cause hazardous condition
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
I don’t knock my country for what it is — I knock it because I share the dream of so many of us as to what it can be.
— Rod Serling 1970
While listening to Louis Couperin, I learnt what I wanted to do for Simple Prelude № 6. Also, I have learnt that I am happy to leave the Opus 211 as a set of six.
I was unsure just what to write, or even if I wanted to write anything. My friend Luke obliquely inspired me to just noodle at the piano. Of course, I am not literally “at the piano.” I do not own one, and my left hand is not yet fit again for noodling. I decided to write them for my friend Carolyn Ray, without leave and certainly uninvited, and this was another reason to keep the pieces simple, for although she is of course a proper pianist, I should have no business writing an uninvited ambitious piece of music which would be an imposition of time and effort.
So there they are: six slight pieces.
I dreamt last night that I was talking to someone about a set of pieces I was proud to have written. this miasmic set seemed to mirror the Op. 211, only it was a set of ten pieces, all of which had actual titles. (The Simple Preludes have only tempo designations.)
So, I have decided to write a set of ten short pieces for toy piano, Ten Inconsequentialities.
Karl Henning (1960) Magnificat a 4 (2006) Full Ensemble (3:30)
Frank Warren (1950) Three Notions of Love & Ruin, Op. 50 (2025) Alto Flute & Bassoon (4:00)
Henning, Simple Music, Op. 205a Full Ensemble (première) (10:00)
Dennis Báthory-Kitsz (1949) Just Another Love Song (2025) C Flute, Alto Flute & Bassoon (4:00)
Warren, Passacalyawhatever, Op. 116 (première) C Flute, Alto Flute & Bassoon (6:00)
Henning, One for Ahmad, Op. 208b C Flute, Full Ensemble (première) (4:00)
Henning Cape of Good Nope, Op. 206 Full Ensemble (première) (6:00)
Henning Fantasia on a Theme by Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Op. 197a (2025) Full Ensemble (8:30)
Total Duration: 46:00
Peter H Bloom, C Flute, Alto Flute
Todd Brunel, Soprano Clarinet, Bass Clarinet
Carol Epple, C Flute
Greta Rosen, Bassoon
Dave Zox, Double-Bass
From my Google search history:
Is there a trick to grating ginger?
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
We’re developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won’t be able to think.
— Rod Serling
I composed One for Ahmad back in the Thinking Threesome days, but that was actually my second go at the piece. I originally thought about a piece for the full ensemble. Now that we are a quintet for the 28 Oct concert at the Library, I have added two voices to the piece; in a way, a return to the original conception.
The Schnook, the Creep, His Spite and Her Mother
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
“In the meantime, sir,” said Mr Chillip, “they are much disliked; and as they are very free in consigning everybody who dislikes them to Perdition, we really have a good deal of Perdition going on in our neighborhood!”
— Dickens, David Copperfield
A day or so ago I pretty much chopped out (the music having in large part taken shape in my head) the fourth Opus 211 Simple Prelude.
To my delight, it looks like Dave will be available for our 28 October concert. So now, I wonders, how easily will Simple Music “reduce” to quintet?...
“Microwave for three minutes?”
I can’t wave that small for such a long time.
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
Tonality and modality are no more than words in a dictionary. They are of practical use but by no means indispensable. If you look at history, you’ll see that after birdsong, which imitated rain, the oceans and the noise of storms, people began to sing in octaves and fifths, according to the natural distribution of voices; then came modes — pentatonic modes from China, diatonic ones from Greece and chromatic ones from India. This modal language was used for centuries, because tonality as such didn’t emerge until Bach’s day, when it was merged with a highly modal and chromatic language. Before him, Monteverdi and Gesualdo were highly chromatic, just as Mozart was after him. If you like, tonality proper has existed for only two centuries, and Beethoven strikes me as the only composer who is frankly tonal. With Chopin and even more with Debussy, this famous tonality becomes veiled once again. Beyond these concepts, the only phenomenon inherent to the world of sound and which composers have to take into account is resonance.
— Olivier Messiaen, from an interview with Jean-Christophe Marti, January 1992
A collaboration which was years in the waiting: my colleague and friend, the most excellent guitarist Aaron Larget-Caplan, has created the première of Uneasy Sleep, Op. 203, and the composer could not possibly be better pleased.
A young couple and their energetic little girl were seated on the bench in front of me, and as I intended recording video on my phone, I thought with mildly amused pleasure what fun it would be if the child vocalised during my piece, which would be in accord with Aaron’s earlier remarks on John Cage. However, the mother had the most considerate thought of taking her daughter to the front of the club to forestall any disturbance (though as I say, I should not have considered myself or my piece disturbed.
Seen on the Internet: You do not need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
— Stephen Jay Gould
Today I finished the third of the Op. 211 Simple Preludes. I had to start over twice, until I reminded myself that my rubric for these pieces is: If I don’t know where the material wants to go, it’s probably not simple enough. I cast bot hands on treble clef, as my intention at the outset was to borrow material for the C Flute/Alto Flute duet, Illusions I Can Live With. How many Simple Preludes will I wind up writing? Not sure. Maybe I stop at three? We shall see.
From almost nothing, vast somethings arise.
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
Whenever you write, whatever you write, never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are.
— Rod Serling
If I accomplished nothing else musical this week (and I don’t believe I did) we have a date for a concert at the Woburn Public Library: Wednesday, 28 October.
Don’t ask me yet whether we’ll be a quartet or quintet ... Watch This Space
Throughout everything you write there’s a shadow of your own life.
— Richard Matheson
The next Henning Ensemble event today remains something of a question-mark. Indeed, my original intent wuth this post was to list a potential program for 18 September. But the late-breaking news is that we need to find another date. So let me put this post to bed, with that.
There are grounds for believing that the human brain is somewhat smaller than it was 25,000 years ago and I, personally, fear that the Gorilla brain is increasing in size and weight. But let’s not cross that bridge till we come to it. For the present we are certainly brainier than the Gorilla, and the Gorilla seems to know it. You never hear of a Gorilla attempting mental feats for which he is totally unfitted by physiological limitations, the way some other animals do. Thus the Gorilla seldom makes a complete and utter idiot of himself, as Marmosets do so frequently.
— Will Cuppy, How to Become Extinct
I made a start on the duet for bass clarinet and bassoon, Harmonious Insomnia on Monday the 17th. I planned on a five-minute piece, and on incorporating one of the Simple Preludes. The “adoption” of the first Simple Prelude into Insomnia was (could be) no mere copy-and-paste operation. For one thing, there are harmonic intervals in the piano original which defied simple copying onto two single-line instruments. Finding the musical solution was of course an artistic asset. The important thing is that the overall simplicity was incorporated most gratifyingly. And the alternation of the Common Time and quintuple meter provides (with corresponding simplicity) sufficient rhythmic variety. We also have the contrast between the “white-key” simplicity of the adapted Prelude and the mildly sinuous chromaticism of the new Insomnia material. All that was needed, then was the usual dynamics and rehearsal letters, and the piece was complete on Wednesday the 19th. And I arranged the piece for violin and viola with a friend in mind.
The nonmusical inheritance from my father had been, with wise counsel of trusted friends, invested in War Bonds, a move more patriotic than prudent. In 1918 with the war lost, we had nothing except the modest salary of my aunt, a clerk in an insurance company, who shared what she made with us. Later on the impoverished Austrian Republic granted a small monthly payment to my mother, which terminated when she left for the United States.
Soon after the Armistice in November 1918 we got the first shipment of food parcels from the United States. We queued on a very cold afternoon for some hours in front of a beautiful baroque palais, eventually receiving a splendid basket of food, with A large tin of corned beef the outstanding item. Meat had been more than scarce and that same evening the four of us did away with the contents of the tin can. It was such an overdose after a long dearth that none of us ever could face corned beef again.
— Erich Leinsdorf, Cadenza: A Musical Life
Eight years ago today (and for those keeping track: yes, prior to my stroke) I had the great pleasure of attending the second performance, down Florida way, of my Opus 116, Plotting (y is the new x) for violin and harpsichord. A most thoroughly gratifying occasion. Today, eight years since, I am delighted to have completed my Opus 212: Harmonious Insomnia for bass clarinet and bassoon, composed for my friends Todd Brunel and Greta Rosen.
Something I meant to add yesterday ... enlarging, as it were, on the Trifles theme is that one artistic response to Greta & Todd reading duets of mine was to arrange Three Things That Begin With ‘C,’ Op.65 for clarinet and bassoon, and All the Birds in Mondrian’s Cage, Op. 97 № 2 for bass clarinet and bassoon.
Well, am I composing again yet? Yes and no. Finding myself, on one hand, with the shades of a question mark hovering over the Ensemble, or at least over its calendar, and on the other a wish to write something, only not for the shelf, please, I took an inspirational cue from my friend Luke Ottevanger and decided to write brief easy piano pieces. Two, thus far.
When Greta & Mike presented the clarinet/bassoon version of Janky Juke Joint, our Todd immediately expressed interest in playing it. So this is not an absolute surprise. Still, I wasn’t expecting Friday’s message from Greta that she & Todd had got together Thursday and that they also read the bass clarinet/bassoon version of the Lamentatio. So, it is for Greta & Todd that I shall compose the Op. 212.
Another alien in another movie who oversimplifies, and gets it wrong. “Everything you [humans] created is used to destroy.” Hello? One word: Music. Do a little homework before off-handedly condemning the race, hunh?
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
A person who wishes to stay in public life must edit what he says or he must allow others to tone down and rephrase opinions, ideas, and statements, lest a personal truth in unpalatable form make trouble. There arrives a moment in a man’s career — if it has not been wholly inconsequential — when he wants to say what he really feels and thinks. Autobiography is well suited to such a purpose if three principal pitfalls inherent in that genre are avoided. First there is the “Apologia Pro Vita Sua,” then “Get Even with the Bastards,” and finally “Mellow Memories of Overripe Age,” all of which I have aimed to avoid. I feel no need to apologize. If any bastard got the better of me I blamed myself and I have no further need for getting even. Mellow I am not and while some of my memories are bathed in a glow I believe that — in many respects — the Golden age is with us right now, at least for the professional who performs music. If one does not overestimate the significance of the small cabals, my profession is honest. The attempts at “corriger la fortune” lead either nowhere or not very far. Perhaps there is a difference between my definition of success and that of simpler minds to whom money and notoriety spell fulfillment. Ultimately each of us faces only the Self, whom we cannot cheat.
— Erich Leinsdorf, Cadenza: A Musical Career
My friend and colleague Aaron Larget-Caplan has selected the Henning Opus 203, Uneasy Sleep to be part of his second Bach & Beer event at the Lilypad in Cambridge next month.
Ernest Borgnine playing a Russian (in Ice Station Zebra.) Now I have lived!
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
A dull, argumentative bigmouth who sets back the art of conversation a thousand years...
— Rod Serling (1963)
With the completion of One for Ahmad, Op. 208 for the 1 December troika, and apparently semi-subconsciously reflecting that there is probably room/need for another piece, yesterday I wrapped up the Opus 210. Semi-subconsciously, because a night or two before I dreamt of composing a piece. In my dream the initial conceit of the piece came to me clearly: an ostinato with the two flutes which takes its time, thereby setting up the drama of the bass clarinet entrance. In my dream the piece bore the title The Measure of a Life, which is one of those things which seemed better in the dreamworld than upon waking. But what I felt was the title which suited the piece as it took shape in my waking labors was Gravity Is What Keeps Me Abed at Night.
Photo by Maria Bablyak.
While it is by no means the chiefest of my quarrels with Peter Jackson’s Tolkien adaptation, the accent in Sméagol is so glaringly obvious, I fail to see any rationale whatsoever for rhyming it with “beagle.”
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
Gene Wilder: Do you call this tea?
Marty Feldman: No, I call it hot water. I was rinsing out the cup when you grabbed it.
— The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother
First thoughts for our December date at King’s Chapel appeared here. However, we shall again be a trio, though a different trio. As a result, I have designated a new scoring and discovered new musical material for One for Ahmad, Op. 208. Dennis Báthory-Kitsz, Frank Warren & Chris Forbes have graciously and gamely consented to compose into the change, as well. And another new piece is sneaking up on me: Gravity Is What Keeps Me Abed at Night.
And we have July rehearsals in the book for the Sextet.
The Sound and the Chewy: A fable of the effable
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
Correct is not everything, even if I seem to make that point; rather, in this economically stressed culture, it tends to be an either-or choice. A composer colleague told me about an orchestral work that was commissioned and performed here--an acceptable, well-received, flawed performance. Some years later, he used his life savings to hire a pay-for-play orchestra in eastern Europe to record it. He said it was correct, a good example of his composition, but he was disappointed that it did not have the life and enthusiasm and raw musicality of the local performance.
— Dennis Báthory-Kitsz, Soiled Amplitudes
Soiled Amplitudes, Dennis Báthory-Kitsz
2026
Subtitled My Musical Composition and Notational Aesthetic in Five Seasons. The subtitle does much of my work for me, but I shall try not to be lazy. I knew that graphic scores would be a significant part of the book, as I had seen the author call for samples while the book was in preparation. This review should not be about me, yet a word about my background is needed, I think, to put my review into fair perspective. From my days as an undergrad music student, graphic scores puzzled rather than stimulated me, and for the most part those puzzles did not engage me. During the years of my graduate work, I played from non-conventional notation a few times, usually in good faith. One of these occasions stands out as clearly the least musically gratifying performance experience in my life. Here in the Boston area two composers with whom I have collaborated have enjoyed working in graphic notation (worth pointing out that while I simply use “graphic notation” as shorthand, Dennis explains that there is a distinction between “graphical notation” and “performance scores”). I respect their enthusiasm without having felt any inclination as a composer to tread that musical path myself. That will serve as sufficient fair disclosure, though I will add that I saw Dennis’ book (I have collaborated with him and will therefore use his Christian name) as an opportunity to enjoy having what might be considered a musical deficit of mine challenged by a colleague’s expertise. The book is well organized, handsomely printed and well written. As a musical exositio pro vita sua, it was, I found, a thoroughly engaging and enjoyable read. Not only a composer, the author is a poet of the musically lost. Now and again, I’ll read a statement or would-be summation and I think, “Perhaps, or perhaps not.” And part of the value for myself of thst statement hs been the times when I found that I need to reflect, to ensure that if I set that assertion aside, there is deliberation in my process, and not the mere mental twitch that masquerades as so much “thought” in the present day. So although, as noted above, this review should not be about me, part of the book’s value for me was to prompt me to think and reflect on some matters which I had set aside sometime ago. The musician who is engaged by graphic notation, and others such as myself, will in their several ways find this a highly illuming tome and a conversational autobiography worth the resding.
Bubba Valentino stars in "The Last Lascar of NASCAR"
— Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail
Sam! My daydream had come all too true! They were here because Sam’s body had been found! And with that thought the dream-like state became even deeper, and I suddenly couldn’t think at all. This is how it is, I thought, when you are on your deathbed: you are helpless, and you can’t think, and you just wait for the end to come, except you never see it coming, because you can't think, and so you just try to breathe one more time, without hope, without any future, and whatever is about to happen to you just happens. You have no control, no willpower to control: you are completely powerless.
— Leo Schulte, Dial Emma for Murder
A Diary Found at Lynchburg, Leo Schulte
Potocki Press, 2022
Originally published as three separate titles—Why Begins With W: A Lesson in Murder, Dial Emma for Murder: A Killer’s Hang Up and Hex High School: Our Courses Are Cursed.
Notwithstanding the fact that I am, shall we say, well past the target age of this Young Adult trilogy, I have read the original three books multiple times, finding them both fresh and (by now) well familiar.
At the start of Why Begins With W, we learn of an apparent murder-suicide. However, the narrator (whose name and gender remain unknown throughout) comes to have doubts, and whether those doubts have any basis in the slippery facts is the question running through the three books. The narrator is befriended by two fellow students who, if they are reliable, appear to give reason to doubt the official police assessment of the case. The narrator is smart, though sufficiently self-aware to wonder if they’re as smart as they think. Both the first and second instalments end with cliff-hangers, and indeed my repeated experience has been that, having reached the end of Why Begins With W, I pretty much burn through the second and third books. The writing is witty and stylish, with coy, moderately hip references to pop culture. Also, like Sherlock Holmes (among others) our narrator finds classical music an aid to marshalling one’s thoughts. The narrator finds themself at repeated risk from delinquent schoolmates, is disappointed when making the attempt to interest crime professionals in an alternative view of the crimes (which proliferate over the course of the story.) At some point I shall read it again, so I certainly commend it to others’ reading.
Saw a great bumper sticker on the drive back from jury duty in May of 2010: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard—Be evil.
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
...Prokofiev’s joy is that of a boy who has broken out into freedom, who thinks that everything is permitted, and who knows that he can achieve much.
— Leonid Sabanayev
The flute adaptation of the Lamentio pro sorore sua seemed to be a more involved affair than I had mentally budgeted, and indeed I wrote earlier today essentially to the effect that I would punt for a week. However, when I took stock this afternoon, I was further along than I had given myself credit for, so that’s a wrap on the Opus 202c. I am planning on a symphonic band version of Dark Side of the Sun. Will report.
Seen on Threads: "The Mayor in Jaws is still the Mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
You’re not a musician, you’re a nostalgia act. The truth which an Elvis impersonator doesn’t want to hear, in or out of The Twilight Zone.
It is that time of year to do some musical housekeeping. Disclaimer: Not actually a comprehensive list, for a reason too generally uninteresting to spell out.
Music for the Un-Hip Hop, Op. 178 № 1
Two C Flutes, 6:30
First perf. 8 Apr 2025
Surfing an Earthquake, Op. 190
Three C Flutes, 5:30
First perf. 8 Apr 2025
Snootful of Hooch, op. 159a
Two C Flutes and Alto Flute, 6:30
First perf. 8 Apr 2025
Amorphous & Forward-Looking, Op. 196
C Flute, Alto Flute, Bass Clarinet, 5:30
First perf. 8 Apr 2025
Fantasy on When Jesus Wept, Op. 162a
Piccolo, Alto Flute, B-flat Clarinet, 4:00
First perf. 8 Apr 2025
Dark Side of the Sun, Op. 193
C Flute, Alto Flute, Bass Clarinet, Contrabass 8:00
First perf. 6 Aug 2026
A Dance Floor for the Introverted, Op. 178 № 2
Two C Flutes, 5:30
First perf. 6 Aug 2026
Fantasia on a Theme by Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Op. 197
C Flute, Alto Flute, B-flat Clarinet, Contrabass 8:30
First perf. 6 Aug 2026
Jazz for Nostalgic Squirrels, Op. 117b
C Flute, Alto Flute, B-flat Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Bassoon & Contrabass 5:30
First perf. 5 Sep 2026
Fantasia on a Theme by Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Op. 197a
C Flute, Alto Flute, B-flat Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Bassoon & Contrabass 8:30
First perf. 5 Sep 2026
Lamentatio pro sorore sua, Op. 202a
Bass Clarinet & Bassoon 3:00
First perf. 14 Oct 2026
Peace! The Charm’s Wound Up, Op. 204
C Flute, Alto Flute, Bass Clarinet & Bassoon, 3:45
First perf. 14 Oct 2026
Notes: Snootful of Hooch was originally for flute and vibraphone, and I have not despaired of its being thus presented someday.
It turns out that our Fall King’s Chapel date falls on my late sister’s birthday, so I am thinking about adapting the Lamentatio pro sorore sua (originally scored for two bass clarinets) for two flutes for the occasion.
The two arrangements I posted about here, for clarinet (Mike Roesler) and bassoon (Greta Rosen) will be played as part of a variegated chamber music concert at First Lutheran Church in Malden, Massachusetts tomorrow at 4PM. The program opens with my friends Anne DiSciullo (horn) Paul Carlson (piano) and violinist Ann Irza (violin) playing the Brahms Horn Trio. and closes with a jazz set led by my acquaintance Larry Panzeri, a combo including my great friend Todd Brunel.
I just learnt that the eye of the ostrich is larger than its brain: just like the President!
— Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)
Of all the artists recording at CBS Columbia Square in Hollywood, the Firesign Theatre understood best of all what it meant to make futuristic records in the context of Vietnam and the setbacks of 1968 in a studio that had been built to broadcast antifascist radio propaganda during World War II.
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Jeremy Braddock, Firesign: The Electromagnetic History of Everything as Told on Nine Comedy Albums (2024) p. 18.
As I may likely have alternately hinted or documented on this blog, I was highly fortunate in my composition instructors, who while doing their best to help me improve my practice of composition and at once to expand and focus my aural attention to gems in the Literature, did not adopt either a Procrustean method nor an inflexible authoritarian air. They treated me as not merely a person but as a colleague-in-training. Very rarely was there sharp critique, and well, that’s just part of the experience. I survived (in the first place) and how much better to receive such a rebuke from a fellow musician with whom one has built a relationship (in the second.) Even Charles Wuorinen, whose stern reputation preceded him such that a colleague at Buffalo breathed a sigh of relief at having been assigned to Louis Andriessen’s studio instead — I found much less “forbidding” to work with than one might expect.
The environment contrasted in an illuming way from our first-year Music Theory sequence, in which there was more of a "this is the way things must be done” tone which both fitted the disciplined study of Theory and (honestly) harmonized, to to speak, with the instructor’s tendency to a dictatorial mien.
Overall, no complaint, as I learnt me my Music Theory but good even as I reserved a sense that the creative practice of Composition would perforce not be any slavish adherence to The Rules.
I’ve now been writing music for some 40 years since my graduation from the College of Wooster. Some thoughts, looking back.
Every artist probably finds inspiration in whatever musical sources he pleases. Others may or may not share his enthusiasm.
If any other artist tells you there is something or other you must do, it may well be their trip, and not yours.
My ears spend time both in listening to music completely new to me, and in revisiting pieces I already love and know well. Those pieces have not changed, but my ears have.
Over time I have generally become more attuned to internal imperatives. The latest external imperative which I obeyed was the need to reorganize the April program at King’s Chapel as a trio.
Preoccupations at home have meant that I have not been composing. In the back of my musical mind I am gearing up to compositional readiness, although I have not absolutely settled on the next project.