15 January 2012

Who can knock spots off Yehudi Menuhin?

Why, Mr Eric Morecambe, that’s who.

“You seem to doubt my musical prowess.”

“I’ll go get my baton. It’s in Chicago.”

“I’ve seen better bands on a cigar.”

“The one we played before we went decimal.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, Grieg’s Piano Concerto by Grieg . . . .”

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