15 January 2025

The Unexpexted Zappa Orgy of 1Q25 Part II

 

But, really... when the bee stings, who can think of snowflakes that fall on your nose and eyelashes?
Welcome to Hackensack
“A City in Motion”
Yet—it remained exactly where I knew to look for it.
(Just saying.)
Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions)

Madness is rare in individuals—but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule.

— Nietzsche

Time for more Henning Paleontology. Back in the late ’70s/early ’8os,

a friend introduced me to Zappa with We’re Only In It For the Money (by then,

already out of print for some while) and One Size Fits All. At or about that time,

Sheik Yerbouti, Tinseltown Rebellion and the first instalment of Joe’s Garage

would be available at record stores, and “Dancin’ Fool” was a big single.

Another friend (of a friend) wound up making me a fan of the Sheik. I don’t

know exactly why I was standoffish towards the Rebellion and the Garage,

but I was. Because I was more interested in finding copies of out-of-print

Mothers titles, I discovered a nearby-ish used record shack somewhere

on Route 23 in New Jersey. I did not find any copies of the first three albums

(which were my especial target) so I “flew blind” leafing through what I did

find. Although I now know that I should not have gone wrong with any of what

they had available, I pored and picked, and wound up taking home Uncle Meat,

Burnt Weenie Sandwich, Hot Rats and Chunga’s Revenge. Collectively they all

opened up my ears good and wide, and thus they have all been great sentimental

favorites of mine ever since. Keeping in mind that what I had already heard of

his work was highly unsystematic, one of the big surprises for me was the Doo-wop

numbers. Another was the dazzling array of instrumentation and the amazing

textures. Of these four, my enthusiasm burnt least hot, perhaps, for Chunga’s

Revenge, but no record with “Transylvania Boogie (more proof that Zappa was the

unequalled poet of the wah-wah pedal) the exquisite insouciance of

“Twenty Small Cigars” and the momentary percussive anarchy

of “The Clap” could be bad. And, as mixed as I might ultimately find

the “comedy music” angle of the Flo & Eddie version of the Mothers, “Road

Ladies” makes a short, punchy case for it. Of these, my first four Zappa

LPs, Hot Rats stands out as being atypically homogeneous. There are no

non-musical comedic elements, and the album plays as consistently

earnest music-making, sort of a precursor to Shut Up ’n’ Play Yer Guitar,

if you will. “Willie the Pimp” was my introduction to Captain Beefheart,

and if his performance

struck me immediately as peculiar, even rather alien, it was also undeniably

visceral. “The Gumbo Variations,” especially “Sugar Cane” Harris’ violin solo,

knocked me base over apex. And I immediately loved the sweetly sculpted

“Little Umbrellas” (with Ian Underwood playing recorder, among other

winds) and “It Must Be a Camel,” miniature masterpieces, both.

The long and the short of it being that the one over-cautious corner

of my subconscious wasn’t fooling anyone: I was certainly going to fetch

in the Hot Rats 50th anniversary “Hot Rats Sessions” box. Today, in case

you

were wondering if some people who are apparently paid for their musical

opinion might not be dense as a sandstorm, I read this on Wikipedia:

“Writing for Rolling Stone, Kory Grow enjoyed the album but thought

that it was flawed, stating that while it was a very interesting listen for

those curious about the making of the album, it could feel like overkill

at certain times.” Grow apparently does not understand the difference

between an album and a collection of musical documents made in the process of creating

the album. Nice work, if you can get it. What a display of underqualification for the task. Moving on ….

Just before actually revisiting Les rats chauds, it dawned on me: just why I am

writing of this experience and of the unprompted recollections this writing process

has caused to resurface (I was half-afraid it’s been something of an exercise in

rationalization): Although I have long enjoyed listening to Zappa’s work, and have comparatively recently enjoyed the “deeper dives” afforded by the lavish releases

from The Vault, I had never before realized how deeply Zappa’s rich musical world

has insinuated itself into my composer’s brain, have not hitherto appreciated

the degree to which ZappaSound (no less than Stravinsky himself & al.) helped

form the rich musical backdrop to my own creative work. And this year, as I find

myself still wrestling with whether my own work actually means anything

in the Universe, I feel that this re-immersion into Frankreich (so to speak) is

a kind of going back to the well.

So, The Sessions has been delivered. The presentation misled me

into supposing that the vinyl version had been sent to me in error.

I soon discovered the mistake, which was mine own.





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