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  “Darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there …” What, he’s supposed to darn his socks when he has guests over for tea? Porrid...

  On the face of it, “Have you ever seen the rain?” may be one of pop music’s most peculiar questions ever. Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast ...

“Wine is technically a juice.” You read any- and everything on the Internet. Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions) The universe is w...

His attention span is so brief, it’s really an attention pinch. Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions) ... and it was at this moment,...

Having that swing, it meaneth much. When leprechauns drop acid, do they think they see people? Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions...

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 I’ll say this about auto-correct: It errs on the side of cozy... Failing to recognize “motets,” it gave me mittens. And it made “Introitus...