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 Sir Neville Bartender and the Academy of St-Lemon-in-the-Peels — Postcards From Red Squirrel Trail Really don’t mind if you sit this one ou...

 I just learnt that the eye of the ostrich is larger than its brain: just like the President! — Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions...

 The recording assured me that assistance was only a moment away. — Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions) Mysteries conceal a truth,...

 This morning, I heard someone use “literally” correctly, but completely superfluously. Quoth Bertie Wooster: O Death, where is thy jolly ol...

 A discovery lovely but rubbery. — Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions) The tablet was not chalky like aspirin and not exactly caps...

 Dances With Wolves, meet Grooves in Pavement — Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions) A man can fail many times, but he isn't a ...

 I have no pet peeves. I let them all remain wild. — Porridger’s Almanack (Breakfast of Ganglions) Ingrid Bergman : Why won’t you let me be ...